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Single

Tell us in 3-5 sentences about yourself.

English teacher. Life-long learner. Someone who digs outside the sandbox.

Please enter your Human Metrics Personality exam results.

ENFJ

Please enter your IQ test results.

145

Please enter Short Term Memory results.

92%; 1012 milliseconds

Please enter Logic Reasoning Test results.

9/10 correct

What's the most private thing you're willing to admit?

I don't have a belly button.